May 2012
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April 2012
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Harbinger: Hey I just met you
Harbinger: And this is crazy
Harbinger: But ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I just got called an 'anthropocentric bag of...
Bless you Aethyta.
Apr 29th
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The meaning behind your URL →
gofortheoptics: z4ckfair: shujinkakusama: thehentaidealer: metal-gear-raiden: amrita-hearted-seraph: bresharuins: 1) Suspected of being a homo. 2) Completely useless. Thanks… 1) The final boss. 2) Garbage. Awesome. Explains why my son is the trashcan, huh? 1) Seems nice, but is just a pervert. 2) To watch porn all day. …. thehentaidealer’s name means: 1) To cosplay badly. 2)...
Apr 28th
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Garrus: What's the first order an Alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uh...I give up.
Garrus: Correct.
Joker: Hahaha, alright big guy, what do you call it when a Turian gets killed by a horrible spikey monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on, that one goes back to shanxi!
Joker: Hey, you gotta respect the classics.
Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. Six hundred to vote on it, one to ask the Asari for technical help, and one to request a seat on the council afterwards.
Joker: How do you know when a Turian's out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his ass as a back-up weapon.
Garrus: Why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Joker: You're shitting me! The Turian military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh absolutely, I heard it myself from a private back on Palavan.
Joker: Alright, why does the Alliance hire pilots with Brittle Bone disease?
Garrus: So their Marines can beat someone in hand-to-hand drills.
Joker: Damn, you need to tell James that one.
Joker: Hey, what's the hardest part about treating a Turian who took a rocket to the side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.
Apr 28th
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i went all the way through my deviantart to the...
Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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me: hey i just revived you
me: and this is crazy
me: but we should be friends since you've revived me a numerous amount of times and now i've returned the favour and you're the only one who's really been there for me considering how bad i am and i think it would be great if we could talk because i appreciate you and i've looked through your profile and i like you and you must like me too or else you wouldn't still be in this match
me: so add me maybe
Apr 27th
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for a short while in multiplayer we had this kickass team of a quarian engineer, asari adept, and human soldier (with a random fourth player cycling in and out) and we just dominated everything forever it was great
Apr 27th
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there is this weird new trend on tumblr to take something from a post, which isn’t always that clever in the first place, and repeat it but keep bolding or italicizing it for emphasis yes i read it the first time thank you
Apr 26th
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just the smell of antibiotics makes me gag a lil
Apr 26th
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rowsdowerism replied to your post: so someone had the guts to suggest clinical depression is a choice in my psychology class today didn’t you know? people choose to be depressed, because its something they want. OKAY BUT THE WORST PART WAS THAT THIS WAS THE ONLY DISORDER HE’S MADE THIS IMPLICATION TOWARDS. For some reason every other mental health issue worth addressing is a matter of...
Apr 26th
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so someone had the guts to suggest clinical...
that was the first time I’ve ever gotten short with a classmate and went into a mini-rant in the middle of class
Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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i'm trying not to focus on half my face being...
so i’m watching whose line videos in the library and giggling so now i have a misshapen face and i’m giggling at seemingly nothing GOODBYE SOCIAL REPUTATION
Apr 19th
so one of my wisdom teeth is trying to come in...
they go up and down cause there’s no room in my mouth and i havent got them out yet except now one side of my face is all swollen :I i dont want to go to school i wanna just hide in my house waaaaahhh
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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the matthew lewis school of successfully...
summoningspazzy: thiscakeisnotalie: School President: Honor Students: HOW DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN?
Apr 17th
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r-ant asked: P.
Apr 17th
rowsdowerism-deactivated2013021 asked: F) If you had to date someone from a band, would it be the singer, guitar player, drummer, or bass player. Yeah, thats right, a 4 option question.
Apr 17th
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OH GOD KORRA IS THE BEST THING EVER
OH MY GOD SHE IS MY NEW IDOL HOLY SHIT KORRA IS LITERALLY THE COOLEST THING TO EVER COOL AND REPUBLIC CITY IS SO AMAZING AND AAAAA LOOK AT AVATAR MAKING A SHOW WITH ETHICS ISSUES AND AMAZING CHARACTERS AND  I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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omg this salarian on sur'kesh
“Please don’t touch that.” “Again, Commander, please don’t touch that.” “Please refrain from touching that.” “Perhaps don’t touch that means something different in your language?” “I would rather not refer this matter to the human embassy.” “Touch it all you want. You’ll never find out what it...
Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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tell me, vanguard
in what universe does it make sense to let all three of your teammates bleed out and then try to solo the rest of the god damn cerberus army asshole
Apr 15th
WatchWatch
damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangirl: psymonstark: milesjai: WHAT THE FUCK.  AHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS AMAAAAZING
Apr 15th
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I finally watched The Last Airbender movie so I...
Apr 15th
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experimenting with food:
i wanted to eat some potatoes. but that’s boring. so i cooked up potatoes, corn, and green beans with mesquite seasoning and some butter and sharp cheddar cheese. IT’S SO GOOD. 
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