May 2013
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spend hours trying to figure out how to curl my hair cutely
hair refuses to curl ever
put hair in bun while still wet
fall asleep on it later
wake up, take bun out
CURLS EVERYWHERE
FUCKING A MAN
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me: wow i like this song
me: i think i'll listen to it until i don't
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on a related now, the overwhelming flurry of support and affection from my friends is really really touching and sometimes i get legit choked up over what good friends i have
starlightnymph:
if u shame a woman for wearing make up, i hope you get stabbed in the eye with a mascara brush.
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i am full of sad feelings and i can’t bring myself to write at great length about it but keeping quiet is also uncomfortable
i can feel my brain going through the process of shutting down the hurting parts though and i keep crying which is v. weird because i’m not a big crier
Anonymous asked: Meganium and the Rainbow Badge!!!!! Or if it's an original badge yours would be cute it would be a hyacinth or something
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If I were a Gym Leader, what would be my badge and...
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groupieuniform:
a fruedian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother
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ichikun:
a group of wildebeests is called an implausibility and i just know there’s a joke about mufasa’s death in there somewhere
rigginsrigs:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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I asked my friend what I should do with my hair for Friday (exciting day of romantic confessions)
And he was like “YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD WHEN YOU HAVE IT IN THOSE LITTLE SPIKE BALLS?? WITH THE THINGS AT THE SIDE?”
he was talking about putting my hair in a bun
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yo okay quick personal post
this friday morning i finally get to say something to the dude i’ve liked since the start of fall semester and I am like, so nervous and excited
and my friend jokingly was like, ‘hey if you get nervous just be all ‘YO I’M GOING TO BE FIGURING OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING UNIVERSE IN A FEW YEARS, I CAN HANDLE COFFEE’
legit the best advice...
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I’M SO HAPPY MAN LIFE IS JUST GOING REALLY WELL RIGHT NOW
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b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
b0oobs:
letstalkaboutdisney:
when he was a young warthog
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOOOOOG
very nice
thanks
April 2013
i drew him a picture on thursday and he still has it
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nayx:
let me explain something to you son, exeggcute is a pile of eggs that evolves into a palm tree
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claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
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“Picture yourself when you were five. In fact, dig out a photo of little you at...”
– Kris Carr (via martaunderthesea)
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yourvoiceinnovember:
Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
hot singles in your area! hot singles fully armed. hot singles have you surrounded. come out with your hands up
reallyreallyreallytrying:
congrats to all the handsome men. i hate u a lot
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karma-in-wonderland:
zarryforeverandever:
Why is it when I take off my glasses people ask me
“How many fingers am I holding up!?”
I don’t see this:
I see this:
NOW THAT THAT’S CLEARED UP FOR ALL THOSE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD
We just took off our glasses. We didn’t remove our eyeballs from their sockets.
